Keeping bae at bay

Managing your man or woman from causing you trouble by keeping him in line.

Jon hasn't checked out liz's booty in the last 3 days. Clearly, I am keeping bae at bay.

by Fall Bondler June 7, 2017

Keeper

Will fuck your shit up if you come in a perimeter of 10 meters

I got tackeld by the keeper

by Rapy_Racoon September 21, 2017

keepitgsmoketree

A Minecraft player who repeatedly using 3rd party applications to defeat other players. A keepitgsmoketree will generally go to any length to hide the fact that he unfairly defeats others in Minecraft.

Person 1: "Dude that guy is so good."
Person 2: "Nah he's just a keepitgsmoketree."

by stellarferret June 19, 2018

keepwarm

a fucking snake

The EVIL Des: keepwarms a snake
JJ_B: indeed

by Dinosauce453 November 30, 2018

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019

Keepsie

The act of keeping something, especially something wagered as part of a game.

"You could either play “keepsies” or “funsies,” but we always played keepsies, where the winner got to keep all of his opponent's marbles that he won."

by Nicoleans_tg March 12, 2019

keeping it os

O.S. stands for old school, so keeping it old school

Dad as he's making a margarita: "We're keeping it OS tonight!"
Everybody: "What?"

by Froggyss2 September 22, 2019