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Iranian Knuckleball

Type of kick used in soccer or Iranian Jujitsu. In soccer, when the ball is hit with such force and velocity that it can rip through the goal’s net. In fighting this move is when you do a kick spin and drive your right foot right into your opponents balls, rendering them incapacitated.
Dude1: Hey man wtf happened to Jack?
Dude2: He thought he was tough so I had to give him the old Iranian Knuckleball!
Iranian Knuckleball by fastbacks November 19, 2019

Raccoon Knuckles

Fake meat .....
Burger king chicken nuggets taste like raccoon Knuckles....
Raccoon Knuckles by Jtm9887 November 3, 2022

Tough Knuckles

-I don't like what you're wearing
- Well, tough knuckles!

- My grandmother just died
- Oh, tough knucles
Tough Knuckles by Tasfu January 9, 2023

Rum Knuckles 

When someone drinks too much hard spirits, then goes home and attacks there significant other using their fists.
"Chris had way too much to drink at the Recruiting last night, I heard got Rum Knuckles"
"His poor wife, I hope he used the gloves at least this time"
Rum Knuckles by will98 August 15, 2023

Internet Bloody Knuckles 

Arguing online about a topic that is dead. Everyone who's had any interest in the topic has heard everything there is to say. Everyone has made up their mind. Nobody is on the fence. The fence isn't even there anymore. The fence was there to distinguish the sides from each other, but y now it doesn't matter who is standing where. The topic is dead.

This is aptly named after a "game" where two people care way too much about what their peers think of them, to an extent where they take turns punching each other's fists and pretending it doesn't hurt. Everyone watching holds back their laughter while these two people wreck a body part they'll need for the rest of their lives (these are normally kids, and injuring the skeleton before it's finished growing is very harmful. It affects the growth and can cause deformations) because they think it makes them look like badasses, rather than dumbasses.

Who is told that they won Bloody Knuckles is up to house rules, but nobody really wins Bloody Knuckles. Nobody wins Internet Bloody Knuckles either. They think they won, based on whatever (like house rules), but all they really did was stress themselves out. Everyone else took one look at the topic, knew everything that would be said, and just moved on. Unlike the original Bloody Knuckles, Internet Bloody Knuckles can have any number of players, but even 2 is too many.

Now their real problems (which can actually be mitigated) will be harder to deal with.
Person 1: "The fictional character in this lewd drawing is not 18."

Person 2: "Guys, can we not play Internet Bloody Knuckles again? I can't in good conscience look the other way anymore. At this point it's as painful to think about as it is to watch. Go work out or study or stab water with a pencil. Anything but this."

Person 3: "They're not a real person."

Person 2: "Balls... 🤦"

kanuckle shuffle

The implementation of the middle finger's knuckle administered freely preceeding the initial use of the index finger to any part of the member's genitalia.
I had an itch in my ass so i kanuckle shuffled that ho!
kanuckle shuffle by Dindi304 August 23, 2011