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Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.
How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017
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Johnny Lawrence

Johnny Lawrence is an attractive dude from the karate kid.

He is the father of Robby Keene

The boyfriend of Me
“Hey Johnny Lawrence! Isn’t that the dude from the karate kid that you have a crush on”
by allisonreynoldsishot June 11, 2022
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johnny-about-town

A person who is in-the-know, a social scenester, always about-and-about, ahead of the social curve.
He's a johnny-about-town, always on the scene.
by wordonthestreet October 25, 2013
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johnny kaydee

Johnny Kaydee is the best DJ in the world. He’s handsome, smart, and of course charming. If he’s not DJing, you could probably catch him …. Fucking your bitch
Oh look there’s Johnny Kaydee , the greatest DJ in the world
by JKDPLUG November 23, 2021
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Johnny

A very normal man who totally cannot brush his teeth with his very super duper cool spinning fingernails and does NOT have a thing for an Italian who likes steel balls.
The US President: "G-gulp! Is that Johnny?!?!?"
Johnny's Italian boyfriend: "No way I love Johnny 😍" *drools violently*
by Johnny Joestar Hand Licker December 19, 2023
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johnny pacar

A incredibly talented and underrated person who is also very hot and he played Jackson in flight 29 down
Remeber that hot guy from flight 39 down ya that’s him Johnny pacar
by Ruth_martell_conway June 8, 2021
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Johnny

Used as a name for an unknown man, often suggesting that he is unimportant or insignificant.
by Sosku10 March 4, 2024
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