illuminati jerk

when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk

I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.

by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017

No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed

-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january

by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019

phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.

"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."

by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023

Wireless jerk

The wireless jerk is when you get super high and think you masturbating you still get the orgasm without physical doing it !

Bro I am going to take so mushrooms and have a wireless jerk

by The jerk guy September 30, 2025

National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!

Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!

by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020

violent jerks

its having uncontrollable muscle spasm

i havent had my fixs in days and now i having violent jerks.

by Half case March 5, 2021

Jerked-up

To be in the condition of a careless and reckless person

He's always jerked-up... He doesn't even say hi when he sees me.

by itishwhatitis March 17, 2024