indian jared

Stupid indian that scans you for your money

I got called to today

By who ?

Indian jared

by Matrix basics February 3, 2023

slack-jawed yodel

A slack yodel.

When a Shinx is yodeling, it's a slack-jawed yodel.

by slack-jawed yodel March 31, 2023

Hurricane Jared

After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.

Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.

by anonymous December 30, 2023

Humza Javed

Humza Javed is the most amazing person ive ever met, he is always looking out for others and taking care of them. Humza Javed doesn’t see how beautiful he is inside and out.

Evelyn-sue : “I am in love with a boy names Humza Javed.”

by heartwarrmings November 12, 2023

A Jared

When someone who is usually wrong turns out to be innocent the one time you call them on it.

I yelled at the teenager bc I'm sick of his lying, but he was telling the truth this time, I guess it was A Jared.

by Atomnic1 November 24, 2023

Dirty Jaedi

The action of giving back shots with a micro-penis, until they get extreme friction burn, then continue to fuck them until there uterus tears and bleeds all over your dick and then you grab their dead body and shove your dick into their mouth.

"Hey Noah guess what I did with my ex, I gave her the Dirty Jaedi".

by Jaedi Hilton November 24, 2024

2012 jared padalecki

a reference to an era of an actor, jared padalecki

the most beautiful blowout a man could possibly have

sasha: omg did you see adrians new hair?
rosita: no?? did he cut it!?!
sasha: of course not--no, he went full 2012 jared padalecki!!
rosita: oh. my. great. fuck.

by nutnButaGthang October 1, 2025