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jason

jason is a fruity punjabi whos very smart and caring but also VERY SLOW. hes also lowkey whitewashed bc he eats omelettes and doesn’t eat rotia. he can make spaghetti sandwiches omelettes rice and noodles BUT NOT A SINGLE ROTI 🥱🥱 he is not dry bc he’s a sexc punjabi munda that has flavor 😳 and he sends u weird indian gifs bc he’s freaky😳😣😱 furthermore his haatha are extremely veiny which is also sexc 😳😳
jason ena sexy lagda eya 😳😳
by fucking.ur.phanji August 8, 2022
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jason

the only name that can not be sus no matter what. he is a sexy asian buffting
jason has a big willy
by fact talker 69 February 7, 2022
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Jason

Jason is a memer who sends at least one meme per day to every chat he’s in. Normally about 1/6th of the messages in any chat are his memes and messages. He probably has a girlfriend who is also talkative.
Jason is a mega chad
Jason is such a memer
Wow, Jason is so cool
by Person123322234 December 9, 2021
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Jason

Lunkhead jock with biceps for brains, especially if he enjoys picking on those younger, smaller, and weaker than they are.
That senior on the football team who brags about beating up a junior high kid half his size is a total Jason. In fact, his name is Jsson.
by Golden Hawk August 22, 2025
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Jason

Jason is a dude, he has very good luck because he get good at everything. He is good at math and Chinese. Jason is jason he likes giving you hugs i think. Jason is cool and is nice to have him in life cause he sometimes will give you candy so you will never starve to death :)
by Heheheholan November 7, 2020
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Jason

Jason is the king of potatoes, and is most likely irish.
p1-omg is that Jason!
p2-Omg Yeah! He probably has so many potatoes!!
by NoOneInParticullar May 28, 2022
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Jason

•He has so hot body.
•He has sexy and at the same time cute

voice.
•He has good personality.
•He is sweet with the girls.
•He is funny.
•He is adorable.
•He never hurts anyone.

In conclusion, YOU NEED A GUY LIKE HIM!
Jason!
by Angel_06 January 10, 2018
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