hood wigga

a white wanna be black who is a hoddlem possibly in your neighbour hood or city

our regular hood wigga is in the house !

by TrickShotDuke January 28, 2025

Hood Trappin

Having gay sex with other fellow hoodrich brothers while you scream and watch 8th mile on repeat.
This term is most used in Detroit or other cities deeply overrun by hoodrich enthusiasts.

Nah bro, my neighbor hood trapping, he gay ash omm.

by MrHoeProffessor34 November 8, 2022

Hood weeb

A racist dog whistle used by anime fans to describe African Americans

"Those hood weebs ruin everything by tainting it with their inferior 'culture'."

by Bicurious wizard March 17, 2025

hood crickets

The repeated beeping sounds from multiple smoke alarms with low batteries, often heard in apartments or homes in low-income neighborhoods where people either can’t afford or don’t bother to replace them.

I was on the phone with my boy, and every few seconds, I kept hearing that beep. I said, ‘Bro, change your smoke alarm battery!’ He just sighed and said, ‘Man, those are just the hood crickets singing.

by dryiceco2 March 21, 2025

hood chimes

After trash day when the neighbors garbage blows around the street and gets wrapped up on an object and when the wind blows it makes noise.

hey, look in the tree, another trash bag hanging there making noise, those dem hood chimes.

by Lil bigjoe January 11, 2024

Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.

Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!

by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022

Hooded Hook

It’s is the act of dying whilst having sexual relations with an uncircumcised man who loves magic and is wearing cape!

Mike E. (AKA, jersey mike) watched Gerry give Joan a hooded hook.

by HeatonUp January 3, 2024