Internet 

The best thing made since electricity...

The Internet is like a second Earth where people are better than in RL

The Internet ROCKS YOUR MOM!

Internet by Finalword May 1, 2007

The Internet Civil War 

The Internet Civil War started with Zoe Quinn when she released Depression Quest on Steam August 11 2014. A few days later shots where fired by her ex boyfriend by reviling that she was receiving positive coverage from a journalist with whom she was in a relationship. That when Quinn declared war on her ex. The group called GamerGate gave help to the ex to stop Quinn forcing her ideology that when The Left went to war with them.
The Left knew The Right might attack so they crossed the neutral Youtube which pissed off Google so Google joined the war to stop The Left from getting any closer to The Right.
By June, The Internet was divided into two parts The Feminist Powers and The Fedora Powers.
By 2015 while the Civil War was going on the elections of 2016 started. When Trump was looked like he was about to win the RNC, The Feminist Powers tried to cause a coup to overthrow the male lead United Nation with Quinn asking the U.N. to create a censorship group to stop 'cyber-bulling'
THANKFULLY THE COUP FAILED THANK GOD
To this day the dying feminist still have a small amount of power in the U.N.
If that wasn't enough The Left attacked Women Against Feminism this pissed off WAF so hard that they went to war with The Left on the spot.
This war is still going and the war seems to be cooling down and the Left looks like they are about to win but if WAF joins the Fedoras the Left will fall

9GAGER : Oh my GOD, THOSE FEMINAZIS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO CENSOR US , BRO!
4CHANER: JUST HANG ON THERE BRO, JUST KEEP YOUR FAITH ON GENERAL DUKE UNIVERSITY , WE WILL TAKE THIS NAZIS OUT OF CHANIA
8CHANER: GUYS THE SAFE SPACE AIR FORCE IS COMING
4CHANER: GET YOU'RE TRIGGER POST READY, LET'S WIN THE INTERNET CIVIL WAR

The Internet Civil War by The Letter X January 2, 2017

Internet Explorer 

The Worst Web Browser Ever! I called it "Internet Sexplorer" when it was crashed after I clicked 2 links I downloaded Firefox at that time. However, I need to use Internet Explorer for some Microsoft sites because the dumb Microsoft's new Sliverlight , ActiveX and other Web applications to let people use

Internet Explorer is a piece of BULLSHIT!

Internet Explorer by SandaimeSpaceManInfinity March 25, 2008

Internet 

The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.

Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?

Internet by G-Union July 7, 2003

internet 

The inner-netting of swimwear

"I think I just logged on to my internet" -Carl from the Simpsons after being scared

internet by aybab2 June 15, 2003

internet 

A place where some of the more mindless Christians like to make everyone else miserable. Well, they do that everywhere, but especially on the internet.

"The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is 'Internet'." -- Unknown

Nice grammar, God boy.

internet by Anonymous June 22, 2003

internet fudge 

a common term now going through the internet thats where false information has been posted and it is taken by most people that it is true information.

Sara: hey did you hear ? Britney Spears is a virgin!
Hannah: No shes not, where did you hear that?
Sara: on the internet.
Hannah: Sara, thats internet fudge

internet fudge by Julietta July 1, 2008