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Hood biscuit

A white person who was raised in the hood but is not a wigga. Someone who still talks with a ghetto accent but not fully ghetto
by Brick pizza August 23, 2025
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Robin Hood

A drug dealer who donates A lot of their profits to churches.
That Robin Hood sold dope and put 10 thousand dollars cash in the Catholic church mailbox!
by HoodforChrist December 23, 2018
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Pig Hood

A vagina, one in which you'd like to eat like bacon.
Man! I when to chow town on some top tier pig hood last night!
by NotPoor January 22, 2021
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Towel in the Hood

The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.
You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!
by thatsalotofdogs April 4, 2019
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Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.
Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!
by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022
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hood crickets

The repeated beeping sounds from multiple smoke alarms with low batteries, often heard in apartments or homes in low-income neighborhoods where people either can’t afford or don’t bother to replace them.
I was on the phone with my boy, and every few seconds, I kept hearing that beep. I said, ‘Bro, change your smoke alarm battery!’ He just sighed and said, ‘Man, those are just the hood crickets singing.
by dryiceco2 March 21, 2025
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Hood weeb

"Those hood weebs ruin everything by tainting it with their inferior 'culture'."
by Bicurious wizard March 17, 2025
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