Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).

Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.

by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015

ass jets

The result of consuming sodexo food.

I just got back from the dining hall, time to go to the toilet and release my ass jets.

by RobIcarus September 9, 2013

Cincinnati Ass

What your Butt feels like after walking around town all day with beer farts.

"That Cincy Brewbus tour gave me a gnarly case of Cincinnati Ass."

by BrewBusMatt March 30, 2015

That is hot ass

Saying that something is terrible.

That is hot ass

by HelloKitty28 May 4, 2021

ass slop

When butt cheese heats up in the moist Anus cravity

My wife complained that I don't wipe my ass and I get butt cheese and swamp ass which turns into (ass slop)

by Disel2013 May 3, 2018

Ass-foncles

When someone scares you so horribly, that your ass defenses activate and throws albino rhinos at the foncler of the attacker.

I'm being sued for assault, because i walked around a corner and he got the ass-foncles.

by Mr. Degotè June 22, 2010

Ass Sap

During a never-ending wipe after pooping, the amber colored mixture of the remaining poop plus blood caused by the friction of repeated wipes.

I had to switch to wet wipes, my Ass Sap was getting really bad after chafing from the cheap toilet paper.

by chengler October 9, 2016