Ban Hammer

When an autistic child beats you to death with a hammer.

“Hey did you hear that Cole struck Mason with the ban hammer?”

“Yeah, that was a terrible thing that happened.”

by HokageGoku122 May 3, 2023

Zulu war hammer

The Action of a man using his rod to "beat the face" off his wife or lover. Usualy used to cause facial damage.

Hendo:Wdc Lads?
The Lads: Were Gonna Zulu War hammer Your Aul Doll Anne While Baby G Watches.

by BigCheeseyWabmaster January 21, 2010

half-foot hammer

Term used to describe the sexual might of those in possession of 6-inch long penises.

One-inch wonder? How about a half-foot hammer!
penis

by OG Gringle October 3, 2016

Thor's Hammer

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.

This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.

by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018

Lucifer's Hammer

When you have been drinking and smoking to much and accidently set your penis on fire. So you slap it across your girlfriends face to put it out.

My boy bharrat accidently set his penis on fire, so he yells here comes Lucifer's Hammer as he slaps it across his Girlfriend's face.

by Senor Hueso. September 2, 2018

Tyrone has a big hammer

big hammer
very thick
lots of girls

Did you see tyrone has a big hammer
when he gets girls

by Lazarus cacianti March 19, 2019

Columbian jack hammer

While plowing a female women you snort a line of cocaine of her clit

The dirty bitch let me do her with the Columbian jack hammer

by Top shagger gav December 5, 2019