Tegan’s Hairline

This is a holy and unstoppable singularity of power. Even simply getting a glance of it will give you a understanding of the universe and it’s purpose.

White guy: I have searched for so long, I conclude Tegan’s Hairline can only be found by the chosen one

by TheLordOfAllHairline April 18, 2019

Pulling a Hailey

Doing something pointless for no reason

Are you seriously pulling a Hailey again?

by Not Not Asher January 28, 2020

Connor and Haily

These 2 start as great friends but soon that friendship turns into something greater. Haily is the funniest and prettiest girl you'll ever meet. Connor is funny and smart with a good charm. Haily is definitely out of connors league and somehow they ended up together

I wish I could be like Connor and Haily
Connor and Haily are the best couple ever

by Esjdnrnrirhdbjddjid October 23, 2020

Below the Hairline

When a two guys have anal sex in a traditional missionary position while staring each other intently in the eyes.

"Did you hear that Jon fucked Dan below the hairline?"

by Good Food November 26, 2020

This has to be hailed as a raging success

Sort of shite a deadbeat says when somethings been a one sided exercise in scoring virtue signalling points

This has to be hailed as a raging success, the hashtag you add when posting staged photos at a wacky warehouse when you have 2 hours free from all day spooneys sesh to spend with your kids

by Buffoon in a park December 5, 2020

You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

Half-court hairline

**see Chris’s head

Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s

by whyareyouthewaythatyouar3 February 19, 2022