a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
Get the German Weasel Flu mug.a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.
"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."
by jtets December 10, 2013
Get the german pilot light mug.Related Words
Guermonprez
• Guerm
• Guerman
• Guermazi
• Guermech
• guermo
• Germans
• Germany
• Germ
• Germantown
To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.
by Backsack Bob March 19, 2014
Get the german helmet stamp mug.You place your balls in someone's mouth as they tickle it with your teeth, you usually do this whilst roughly masturbating the other person so it is harder for them to keep their mouth open.
Wanna do a German clockwork tonight?
ok, as long as you're less rough.
sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*
ok, as long as you're less rough.
sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*
by FGIHM April 13, 2014
Get the german clockwork mug.by Swagmoneygetitright December 14, 2014
Get the german scotch mug.When a man consumes his own ejaculation.
by kittnclaw September 2, 2014
Get the german captain mug.When a person gives a handjob to two people simultaneously, each receiver on one side of a national border. (Cross-border handjob) -Taylor Richard
by Frine February 13, 2015
Get the German Incursion mug.