Groundhog

When your finger pops through the toilet paper

Pass me some Lysol wipes under the door. I just had a groundhog

by Gumbypoo June 4, 2016

Groundy

An attractive person who goes to the zoo

Bra, don’t get me wrong, I love watching the seal show but fuck! There’s a groundy over there I’m really into.

by LeviBrain August 7, 2019

grounders

Grounders (or Outsiders, as they are known by the Mountain Men) is any of the groups of people who were born on Earth rather than in space or in Mount Weather. The Grounders are descendants of humans who survived the nuclear apocalypse 97 years ago, due to their enhanced tolerance to nuclear radiation.

"octavia is in love with one of the grounders"

by seryna March 15, 2021

Grounders

This is a TV program that People called Rachel love so much that they completely ignore there handsome and great in bed boyfriends.

Are you watching the grounders again !!

by Davengabus December 24, 2021

Facebook groundhog

Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.

Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.

Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014

Amnesiac groundhog

A person (most likely a woman) who is so politically absorbed that they lose the ability to think critically.

The View minus Whoopie, as well as people like Rachel Maddow and Nicolle Wallace are so politically absorbed in our political and media culture that they became a party of amnesiac groundhogs. To be fair to the women, there's one guy who fits that description: Chuck Todd.

by Sexydimma April 2, 2022

Grundle wrestling

Male-on-male scissor action with nut satchels on opposite sides

I caught my roommate grundle wrestling with my brother

by Scissor with taints January 17, 2009