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Trash fish

A reference to plenty of fish in the sea dating metaphor. However these people are not a good catch for a relationship.
"I am sorry that you and Jessica broke up Kyle, but I have to say out of all the fish you could have picked you picked a trash fish.
by 4ducksandgoose April 5, 2017
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Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020
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Fish Slit

"Yo Johnny Boy, your girlfriend has got one nasty fish slit. Left the bathroom smellin' like a Tokyo market."
by EverydaySausageShufflin April 3, 2015
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Luder Fish

Someone who lacks common sense and generally acts like a moron. They will usually not catch on to obvious jokes and not realize when you are making fun of them.
You're such a luder fish for asking that question
by randompersononline8888 March 14, 2014
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Onlyfans Fishing

When a celebrity or any person with clout wants to use Onlyfans as a cash-grab for opportunistic reasons to lure fans to subscribe to over-priced content that ends up being pondering.
I'll just post a few of my half-nude Instagram pictures on Onlyfans. That's, "Onlyfans Fishing" - but they won't be able to tell lol.
by Agua4TheFrock February 28, 2021
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fish roll

The combined acts of eating tuna fish and giving oral sex to a penis simultaneously.
Hey Anne, do you know Bobby? I totally gave him a sloppy fish roll at lunch!
by RooCvo September 21, 2019
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fishing in the swamp

Having clandestine sexual relations with a particularly undesirable female.
I haven't seen Matt in days, he must be fishing in the swamp again.
by redheadbass March 2, 2011
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