Evan Gonzal

evan gonzal is a very stupid idiot he is not very smart and is very short as well

by Puddle_Z April 16, 2023

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Evan Turpin

The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.

by Steven2210 December 17, 2017

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A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.

“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”

by Evan-tax March 26, 2024

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Incorrect 'bodged, cheap electrical craftsmanship, as a result of a large number of unskilled, inexperienced, beta males. in a closed environment.

when viewing poor electrical installation - 'who has succumbed to the Evans effect', 'have i just entered the Evans effect'

by Final Twinkler March 26, 2021

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A very hot guy that everyone likes!! He is Sexy!!Always taken by a girl!!

by Haha you thought December 11, 2016

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King of all simps, 1.4 inch pee pee. Looks like drakes balls and wants a girl with a hairy coochie (kuchery)

Bro stop being an ayden evans you look retarted

by Level132MafiaSoldier December 04, 2019

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A certain individual who is famous in the Roblox community and allied with an individual named "Calin Madi" for their 23 subscriber special.

"Hey dude, ever heard of Evan Belzu? That guy did that one collab video with Calin Madi"

by jban12 August 22, 2024

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