Ethan

Is a fucking cunt who plays fucking Minecraft Bedrock and not Java like a fucking cuck.

Ethan : Hey! Wanna be friends.
Me : Fuck no Bedrock Scrub.

by HiImNotGay August 14, 2019

Ethan

A kid who will NEVER have a merry birthday!

Wow that Ethan doesn’t have a merry birthday!

by SadBurrito May 19, 2021

ethan

the most amazing guy you could ever meet. such a kind person, a true gentleman. genuinely the best person ever, never fails to listen without judgment, comforting you with the kindest words ever. although he doesn't think so himself, such a smart and cool person. so funny and lighthearted - introverted at first but so amazing after you get to know him well. a great listener, smart person, nice smile, kind heart and a great person overall. if you ever get an ethan in your life, make sure to appreciate him as well as possible. people like these aren't common.

this person I know is the best person in the world. He is an ethan!

by dinkled June 15, 2023

Ethan

to sigma someone

I ethaned him

by sm1wh01s5mart January 19, 2025

ethan sheppard

a big ole flamer

hey you see that weird looking thing over there? Ya thats just ethan sheppard, that flamer

by dick cheese sandwich June 12, 2017

Ethanitis

Typically a person who smells horrendous, especially people named Ethan.

Person 1: he smells like a stinky demon today.

Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash

Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.

by Bobbyjizz09 May 3, 2022

Ethan

A really amazing person. They’ll open up to you without hesitation about their whole life even if you don’t know them the slightest bit. They are caring and very emotional, overwhelmingly emotional. Ethans always have something to say even if it’s not the right time to say something. Overall, Ethans are very problematic and don’t know their boundaries.

You’re just like Ethan, spiraling on about his emotions and negativity in his life.

by Confefi June 21, 2018