emo

Wondering what an emo is? simply picture this... a teenager aged from 12 to 17 (usually look about 7-9) who have either black, red, purple or other weird colour of hair, usually in a slanted 45 degree angle across the face who actually enjoy reading depressing poetry, hating life, wearing black and stripy clothes(kind of copying moshers), standing completely still at gigs and forming bands with no sense of rhythm or originality. Also, women emo's sometimes aspire to look like a man as to seriously embarrass anyone meeting them who can't figure out what sex they are... they tend to only hang around with other emos or try to hang around with moshers and hate anybody who does not see the world through their selfish, ungrateful pussy eyes.

P.S. Be carefull, if encountering emo or listening to emo conversation cover your ears and run as they usually enjoy pointless unfunny randomness which to us sounds like the insane ramblings of a mental patient who quickly realized that boiling water is hot. But to them it serves as almost a complex second language in which they can have in depth conversations about how much they hate being like others that's why they're emos and how those africans are all starving like dirty conformists.

emo boy: hey there monkey fish

emo girl: Nola my funky sadnessfriend

emo boy: I've got 2 tickets to go see slit my wrists mass dyeing suicide would you like to go caeser chicken salad face?

emo girl: sure i've had the urge to stand around for 2 hours completely still listening to music that sounds like all the other bullshit bands i like.

emo boy: thats good then maybe afterwards we can read some poetry and make sure we look and smell the same as all the other non-conforming emos

emo girl: that sounds awesome gorilla banana Julius

emo boy:fishmonger boats horizon

(carries on in endless loop until one needs to top up on eyeliner)

by Toobs December 9, 2008

emo

Basically, all "emo looking" people, are just that. Most who consider themselves emo have probably never heard of Emotive Hardcore. I think these days, the meaning of emo has just become "emotional (looking, and acting) wreck" although, in most cases, these kids are quite happy or atleast content with their lives. In other cases, kids get so into the emo scene that they start to depress themselves. It is just a phase for most and they will grow out of it... well, the ones that don't slash themselves up too badly.

"Hand me a razor... I'm misunderstood and depressed" - Sir Moronic Emo

by SickAssMo-Fo February 6, 2008

emo

An emo kid is a bit like a greebo/goth/punk etc, only an emo kid 'likes' this music because they think that it's cool. Saying they are sensitive and that they show their feelings is fair enough. however a vast majority of emo kids pretend to think dark thoughts and be depressed and sad. And this is what an emo kid is. typical emo music is maroon 5, embrace, athlete etc. Emo kids think they are goth. they aren't.

recently i went to see bleeding through (a metal band) in islington, and there was a clear divide between the emo kids and the goth/punk/metal kids. It was clear that the emo kids were unsure as to the meaning of the lyrics of bleeding through, and they just looked plain out of place, they didn't really get into the music, as most emo's prefer to listen to more 'mellow' rock.

by HoOli3g4n July 16, 2008

emo

the only group of people that lie about the "hard life" of rich suburban family life. these "people" wish to die. they attempt to do this by cutting swallowing one more pill over the regular amount and tell lies to make them cooler

Normal kid: Hey dude whats up?
Emo kid: im not a dude, "dude" was made by the corporations, im a beaten soul
Normal Kid: wow, im going to mock you and wish you were gassed

by jballadelahood July 30, 2008

emo

bunch of fucking faggotass kids who think their lives are horrible, cutting (and sometimes killing) themselves in the process. very self-centered- they need to take a better look at their lives and surroundings, especially
in a country like America.

hey emo fag, go live in a place like liberia or romania and then tell me how bad your life is.

by keelerman August 25, 2008

emo

Emo is a type of music not a person so dont fucking catergorize yourself or someone else for fucks sake get it right... also if we must use it as a label all it is is to label a guy/girl who likes to kiss other guys/girls and cry themselves to sleep... anybody who wants to fight me on this can go and get screwed or lets just become emo then we can cry because of a song... lol you crack me up you bunch of fuck heads who dont realise that emo is a music genre not a person

music plays in the back ground
boy: whats that playing now?
another boy: emo i think
boy: i am so emo
another boy: shut up lets kiss
boy: oh yeah i am definately emo now
girl: fuckheads emo is a music genre not a person nor something you can label yourself with

by you are all screwed up July 23, 2008

emo

A Kind Of Scene Child
EXAMPLE:
>Real Emos Dont Know Theyre Emo And Constantly Say There Not.
>Posers Go Around Saying There Emo

1)Emo:"Im Not Emo!! :'("

2)Poser:"IM EMO IM SO SAD"

by Keddy July 23, 2008