squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Glazed Donut

When two males gather together, each ejaculate on opposite cheeks of a woman’s butt

“Hey bro wanna glazed donut this chick? I got left cheek you got the right cheek.”

by Tay’s.cock December 08, 2021

Glazed Donut

A "creampie" in the asshole.

She wouldn't let me creampie her, so I gave her a glazed donut instead.

by TacoGirl88 November 02, 2021

Glazed Donut

When you fuck a girl with a buzz cut or bald head and cum on top of her head

Lindsey just cut all her hair off so I gave her a glazed donut last night

by skinnybutpacking April 07, 2021

Glazed donut

Cum in someone's butt and then they poo, then there's cum on the poo. Like a glazed donut 🍩

I came in their butt then they ate it, call it a glazed donut

by Glazed boy December 28, 2023

Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 23, 2023

glazed donut

"STOP LOOKING IT UP" - Ian Hecox

Why is everyone googling "glazed donut" after the Smosh stream?

by smosh_stan February 09, 2021