Glazed Donut

verb- when you ejaculate on a pregnant woman’s stomach
Guy: Aw dude my wife is pregnant!

Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪
by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 17, 2021
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Glazed Donut

Whether act of cumming onto the bodies inside your freezer, saving it/them for later usage (consumption). The frozen jizz gives it the appearance of a “glazed donut
“Bro did you see that glazed donut??”

Yeah man, she was nearly a skeleton!!”
by Peabo Bronsomen February 10, 2021
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Glazed donut

When you're having sex with someone doggy style and right before you ejaculate you pull out and spray it on their a******.
"After I bent my girl over the counter and banged her, I pulled out and gave her glazed donut."
by Mr.Fatnuts January 29, 2023
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Donut Hole Sunshine

When a guy puts a ringed donut around his penis and gets a blowjob.

Then when he finishes he adds on the donut “icing” with his cum and his partner then eats the donut.

Good morning sunshine!
Dude, this chick gave me the best Donut Hole Sunshine for breakfast!
by Naughtymommy March 14, 2019
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Protein Donut

The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.
Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.
by Carrotman424 July 03, 2018
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Protein Donut

Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.

Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.

Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.
“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”
by 8c’s September 28, 2021
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Protein Donut

Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.

Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.
“As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”
by 8c’s September 28, 2021
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