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Dead in a dick 

1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.
1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive.
Dead in a dick by TyroneB843 November 5, 2008
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dead mouse 

When a female places her used tampon in a toilet and doesn't flush it.
"What skank left a dead mouse in the toilet?"

Jane left a dead mouse for her boyfriend because he kept peeing on the seat.
(as a prank)
dead mouse by J.S.C August 14, 2006

Dead or Alive

A series that WAS awesome, until DoA3 and DoA Volleyball. Itagaki is a fucking faggot with no life and no friends except his personal RealDoll made to look like Kasumi.
Man, Dead or Alive 2 Hardcore is the shit!
Man, Dead or Alive 3 is just shit!
Dead or Alive by Zenhachirou May 5, 2003

Dead Carcus 

During Sex, When one partner just lays there and does nothing.
man:wow.. that was amazing
woman:that pretty much sucked
man:well, you just layed there like a Dead Carcus!
Dead Carcus by talented August 30, 2005

dead beat daddy 

A dad that is a dead beat
Man, that husband is one dead beat daddy
dead beat daddy by Renee September 22, 2014

dead aim 

possibly the coolest add on to aim, one can change their buddies screen names to anything they want and has a ton of other features
I just got Dead AIM. It kicks ass!!!
dead aim by snorgle October 23, 2003