Moderately attractive, like the boy next door. Smart without being smug. Has the biggest heart and will always put others first. Someone you can have a conversation with for hours on end and never get bored. Connor is someone who is very down to earth and likes to go with the flow. He doesn’t really have a plan for his future, but that’s okay. Connors are the firefighters and police officers of the world that little kids look up to. When he hugs you, you feel like everything is gonna be okay.
“I could really use a shoulder to lean on right now.”
“If you call Connor, he’ll probably be at your house with pizza and a box of tissues in less than ten minutes.”
“If you call Connor, he’ll probably be at your house with pizza and a box of tissues in less than ten minutes.”
by Mr. Steal Yo Heart December 16, 2017

A nonce, he may say he isnt a nonce but the legal definition of the word supports the fact that he is
by Will Taal June 11, 2020

connors are smart, barely funny, and annoying. connors are most definitely either band kids or preppy golf country club kids. connors like impressing gurls with their knowledge of math and star wars. they post pics on instagram about how they caught fish. they’re often short and fucking annoying, and they think they have the right to make fun of other people even tho their whole life revolves around collecting pokémon cards during gym class. if your name is connor stay the fuck away from me thanks.
“ew look it’s connor”
“hey look out connor’s biting people again!!!”
“oh no connor’s gonna pull out the golf clubs and fuck you up!”
“hey look out connor’s biting people again!!!”
“oh no connor’s gonna pull out the golf clubs and fuck you up!”
by ur a chode lmao September 15, 2020

Oh man, i went on a hike with this chick and i totaly gave her a connor steamer.
Dude, i went on a hike with that same chick too. She requested the same thing. But, the fucked up part was. I was standing up.
Dude, i went on a hike with that same chick too. She requested the same thing. But, the fucked up part was. I was standing up.
by Meanersteamer October 3, 2017

by iloveeatingbabiesyummy March 26, 2024

conner is a retard and a faggot and a bad little boy and molests people and has no friends and no bitches or dick I can measure his dick on a persons hand with phocomelia and it is as small as a tardigrade and is smelly and picks his toes.
'Connor' is a sped
by thefrickisapseudonym May 27, 2024
