fart/ Stink Child

A Stink Child is another term for a fart. Stink Children can be of any smelling brand of fart.

They often ocompany cheetorea
see Cheetorea / poo

Whne He let the Stink Child rip, everyone was apalled and soon nausiated

by fred the tapeworm May 20, 2005

dope child

A word used to recognize someone who accomplished a "cool" task that everyone appreciates.

"Damn, that fool just knocked out that pig in the shizzy."
"Yeah man, that was dope child."

by Bodum Hobbit May 17, 2003

child

One of those pathetic death things of about 3 feet tall who comes to your door and demands airsol tuna. Alsoi their diet consists mainley of feet and other parts of small children things. Destened for death. Avoid these at all costs.

The child is sawing off your chin.

The child is going to eat you.

Oh no, the child has matches.

by MJ (Some Fantastic) October 2, 2003

childcare

a woman (or man, rare) who sits around all day dealing with snotty annoying children feeding them kraftdinner because its cheap

childcare sucks

by meeboca August 24, 2008

spoon child

A really stupid and/or retarded person. When this person was conceived, the dad couldn't shoot "it" in, he had to spoon "it" in.

"That guy is a f**kin retard, he's gotta be a spoon child."

by steve September 18, 2007

rummy child

Someone who is a bit of a phsycho and has obviously not got all the lights turned on upstairs. They are a bit wierd and obsessed with some disturbing things but are friendly really, its normally thier imaginary friends causing the trouble.

person:"who are you talking to rummy?"
rummy child:"Dennis, he's my imaginary friend, he says you look funny and he doesnt like you."
person:"oh, where is he standing?"
rummy child:"behind you with his pet axe."

by **RuM** September 1, 2005

Child Trafficking

When you suck a man off until he cums in your mouth, then pretend to swallow, and kiss him and push it in his mouth.

"We wanted to try something new so I did some child trafficking

by Faggot696969 April 28, 2017