chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

by Mbabu August 13, 2023

chairo syamail maulana

Chairo syamail maulana is the most acedemically strong person i know, but they are slow thinkers when preasured, and he will rage if you make fun of him, if youre not his friend

Person 1 : wotermelon
chairo syamail maulana : wotermewon

by NameLess.Lizzerdd August 15, 2023

Chair

a separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.

graham, could you define "chair" for me in a way that includes all things which are chairs and excludes all things which aren't?

by Chair_Guy August 30, 2023

Chairplant

The act of farting ass particles into a couch or fabric covered chair that retains the stench of such rectum disfunction for a prolonged period of time.

Gary chairplanted an ungodly smell in that couch. I would not sit there!

by Shnabby September 2, 2023

char'leigh

A gay person

"Hey, Char'leigh is pretty gay!"

by ghostlyGamut August 17, 2024

Chair.

A piece of furniture often composed of wood, metal, hard plastic, and other sources of materials. It is used as a surface to sit on for comfort, usually paired with a pillow for style.

I am going to sit on this chair.

by overdescribed. September 26, 2023

Chair

The art of siting on your girlfriend’s stomach while fingering her and beating your meat at the same time until she cums and you shit

Yoooo me and my girl just did chair😏

by _27<3 October 21, 2023