Dorm Cannoli

The communal fleshlight. Traditionally shared between floors of a dorm hall.

1) "Yo bro, have you seen the Dorm Cannoli?"
"Last I saw it was stuck to the wall of the communal showers."

2) "My mom visited for the weekend and found the Dorm Cannoli"

by Fabby#3 March 10, 2026

Vietnamese Cannon

One person (male or female) gets into doggy style, then another person injects napalm into person one’s rectum. After prepped you light the rectum area on fire, creating gas from the napalm to build in the rectum and eventually explodes out the butthole like a cannon.

Henry: my butthole NEEDS some heat, you tryna Vietnamese cannon me??

Tyrone: absolutely, I love when it flies out your ass.

by Socrates_the_philosopher September 17, 2025

Mouth cannon

A woman who has a mouth capable of quickly initiating a huge powerful creamy blast of ejaculation.

Or a defination for a pressure washer attachment that generates large thick amount of foam.

" Hi kelly how did you get on with your DVD date last night?" ...oh not to bad but i knew when i pulled it out of his jeans that he wasnt gonna last long, im a real mouth cannon when i need to be"

by #big H September 22, 2025

The Cannonball

When you're having sex, remove your penis and insert both balls into her vagina.

"I tried The cannonball last night on my girl dude"
"How'd it go?"
"shit was bomb, still got blue balls, literally."

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

Transit Cannoli

The transit cannoli is when a passenger or sometimes a conductor on a New Jersey Transit train uses an empty toilet paper roll, lines its inside with toilet paper and then proceeds to fill it with their excrement

I went into the bathroom on a New Jersey Transit train, and sitting on the sink was a fresh transit cannoli

by The New Jerseyan October 4, 2025

The Cannon

When you nut in a girls butt and stuff gummy worms in it and eat them out of the butt while she’s farting

Bro my friend literally just did The Cannon

by TheBoss010407 October 10, 2025

Romanian cannon

A Romanian cannon is when one person had another person put a funnel in their anus. Then the other person pours vinegar down the funnel, then baking soda down the funnel. Very quickly before the reaction happens, they take out the funnel and insert a buttplug. Then they pick up the person and aim their butthole at the target. Wait a few seconds for the reaction to create more pressure, and then squeeze their stomach, blowing the buttplug out very fast, turning into a weapon of mass destruction.

Person 1: “hey, wanna be turned into a Romanian cannon?”
Person 2: “sure, get the vinegar and baking soda and I’ll grab the funnel”

by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025