tar cunt

A vagina's state after a week's worth of flow.

My girl's tar cunt was so nasty, it was leaking molasses all over my dick

by Sidnaynmelinduh November 18, 2010

Cunt jockey

One who rides cunts for a living.

j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.

by htbjsg June 8, 2010

Cunt Simple

To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.

Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.

by Pure Evil July 5, 2008

Cunt County

A place where mean, spoiled, rude, lying inconsiderate sluts come from.

A few different examples:

1) Go back to Cunt County Tayler...

2) Rhonda, I think you are going to miss your train back to Cunt County.

3) "Hey Josh, why was that girl so mean to you?"
"I dunno jarrod, i guess she was born and raised in Cunt County"

by Joshua Danger August 22, 2008

cunt stew

rotten, stinky, drippy, pussy that's been trapped in panties all day.

Or

A delectable crock pot stew made from the ex wife.

your trapped in a hot elevator with a woman, and it stinks, is that cunt stew I smell?

Or

dude your ex wife is a bitch, you need to make cunt stew out of her.

by DDH electric March 18, 2014

Yeasty cunt

A thrush infected vagina.

A word used to describe a slut.

That bitch had a yeasty cunt.

Did you see the look on that yeasty cunts face.

by montberger May 12, 2014

Cunt Kid

A little child screaming in a supermarket/ public place because they don't get their own way.

Look at that cunt kid. He/she needs a slap oops upside da head

by chapchap87 May 2, 2014