Canadia

another word for canada.. but canadia is a place with no canadians yelling "eh!" every 5 seconds.

Canadia is better without all them damn Canadians

by Jaxie May 18, 2003

Canadian bus ride

The only thing more epic than a Polish bike ride. Results in serious pwnage.

Crispin was being a gash last week so I gave him the old Canadian bus ride. That took the smile off his face.

by Stevens W Galloway September 26, 2008

Canadian kiss

The action of performing a sexual act on either a male or female that involves oral sex generally the anal area

When he was going down on me ,to my surprise he gave me a Canadian kiss.

by Sewer brownie December 17, 2015

Great Canadian Promise

A broken promise
A promise that is full of shit
Instead of basic words of fond farewell, Canadians will promise something that is unlikely to happen as they don't know how to simply say goodbye.
"Great" is added to sound great just like the Great Canadian Bagel, great Canadian Super Store and all the other great Canadian stuff that isn't so fucking great after all!

I'll give you a call; we'll go for beers.
Let's do lunch.
We should get together sometime.
I'll talk to my buddy, he'll sort you out.
Yeah, I can fix your car; I'll come over on the weekend
They'll be here in a week to do the work.

All great examples of a Great Canadian Promise

by Aliip May 8, 2008

Greasy Canadian

A sexual interaction when the male rubs his head of hair on a girls moist vagina. Then stands up and says "feels good, eh?"

Used in foreplay.

Dude, i totally pulled a greasy canadian with becky. And i was greasy enough to make a mohawk!

by teavepeware69 July 19, 2010

The Canadian Factor

The Canadian Factor is what you say when something is messed up by Canadians either but not knowing how to spell, taking hockey in gym to seriously, being excessively dumb.

Will- "Nick were going to play hockey today in Gym."
Nick- "Nice I hope I can hit the girls they seem like some giant sissy's."
Will- "There is the Canadian factor again, I need to find new friends."

by William7606 August 28, 2010

The Canadian Roast Game

The fact that Canadian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but it happens in Canada as well.

Just like those crazy Americans, we do it too, but it's called "The Canadian Roast Game" this time.

by BM99 June 18, 2019