riding the porcelain bus

taking a fatty crap; the porcelain bus is another word for toilet, while riding it involves sitting on it &, well, pooping.

he's busy riding the porcelain bus... he won't be back for a while.

riding the porcelain bus by becca vajayjay October 13, 2006

short bus 

what you ride everyday

you ride the short bus

short bus by asdasdfasgsgf March 31, 2009

Canadian bus ride

The only thing more epic than a Polish bike ride. Results in serious pwnage.

Crispin was being a gash last week so I gave him the old Canadian bus ride. That took the smile off his face.

Canadian bus ride by Stevens W Galloway September 26, 2008

Mini Bus 

This is a nickname used for an american football player who is like a miniature version of 'The Bus' Jerome Bettis who played for the Pittsburgh Steelers at running back wearing #36. He earned this nickname due to his large size (5'10" 250lbs), for his position, and also his powerful running carrying defenders on his back, like a bus ride. He is one of the best big backs to ever play professional american football and finally won a deserved superbowl in his final season with the Pittsburgh Steelers on February 5, 2006 in superbowl XL.

You trained well today Wheels, that was some good hard running....maybe we should call you the Mini Bus from now on!!!

Mini Bus by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson June 4, 2009

Short bus 

Similar to the shocker and mini van, but with the SHORT BUS 1 finger goes in the the woman's vagina and the other 2 fingers of that hand as well as the complete other hand go in the butt (1 driver 7 passengers) causing them to yell, moan and even walk a little bit handicapped

My girlfriend was acting really silly so later that night I gave her the short bus made her walk funny in a special way

Short bus by Wiggly21 April 12, 2014

Riding the bus 

When one wears pants that are too short, therefore exposing their socks.

What's up with your pants? You are totally riding the bus

Riding the bus by 420/24/7 October 29, 2004

short bus kid

1. A person who acts stupid
2. my friends nick name for me

1. OMG!!! timmy just touched my butt! he is such a short bus kid!
2. none

short bus kid by Laura January 29, 2004