32nd base 

when you get niall and ram a donkey up his arse

i went to 32nd base last night

shit is that possible, i thought niall was busy

32nd base by Alex Telfer December 22, 2007

1,000,000,000,000th base

When you take 4 and a half banana peels and stuff the. inside the womans belly button. then you proceed to sing karma chameleon while pouring jello into the females anus. then obama walks in naked and everyone dies. penis juice is sprayed everywhere.

Last night, I got to 1,000,000,000,000th base with that crazy asian girl. She looked like an elephant on acid.

1,000,000,000,000th base by djdonutmastacoolniggerfool August 17, 2009

barse 

the space between the bollocks and arse, in america the 'barse' is known as the gooch

"dude, my barse is sooo itchy"

barse by strawberrycherry November 3, 2008

Base

basically suming thats fucking cool

that is so base

Base by madmanbeatz October 22, 2011

baseball 

1)the most pathetic sport ever conceived...its sole purpose is to entertain fat pathetic american losers who have no lives.

2)the act of running around in circles with a break in between

3) a sport where an athelete can be overweight and still be considered a great star

4) a sport that even a chimp can play (hit a ball with a bat....wtf??)

5) It pays wayyyy toooo much for its absurd simplicity and mediocrity....they pay the freaking athletes to do nothing

6) what an "all-american dad" wants his son to play.....i know from experience. *pukes*

7)Dumbest sport in high school....only for stupid jocks that like to grab balls and sticks..

8) poor man's cricket

9) only sport that gets cancelled over a crappy shower O_O

I can go on....but a sport this bad....doesnt deserve all of my breath and crticism

baseball is too bad for an example....

but a team that gets paid over 100,000,000 and still sucks major ass...can tell you something about it....

baseball by UniqueHuman September 6, 2006

3.14159265th Base 

When you are about to have sex with your hoe and your penis turns into a broom and the only thing to do is to beat that hoe down.

Jerry: "Awww dude, last night me and sandra got to 3.14159265th Base"
Michael: "That's a shame, nobody wants that"

3.14159265th Base by jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim March 24, 2008

fourth base 

see home base

"he tried to get to 4th base with me.."

fourth base by etchasketch October 21, 2003