baker smile

the facial expression you get when you know something bad just happened.

baker smile is durived quite often. mostly during such events that involve conspiring with jade, put in the same room as a stamilton or a jim, and especially, the most dangerous, when leaving a baker alone for too long

by Jennyfer April 22, 2005

ride the Bakerloo Line

A British term for anal sex. The Bakerloo Line on London's underground system is shown as dirty brown on the map. To ride the Bakeloo Line means to enter the brown tube and take a journey.

Dude 1: "Hey, how's your new chick, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Great! She'll even let me ride the Bakerloo Line!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 30, 2007

baked air muffin

when some one blows a fart which makes you yarf (puke yellow chunks) all over fuzzy no no's.

I blew a Baked air muffin which made Betty yarf all over angelo's fuzzy no no.

by Chutny Choadlicker March 8, 2004

Baked Potato

code word for hand job

"i sure could use a baked potato, hunny"

by jbrawl February 3, 2010

baked potato

A couch potato who is also extremely stoned. (see also baked)

Dude, let's go get something to eat!You've been just staring at the TV all night with that bong in your hand, you baked potato!

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

Baked Potato

1.The gayest of all homosexual acts known to man. Performed by a two men. One holds the other upside down, while both perform oral sex to the other.

2. Used as a derogitory term when one does not like another person. Can be used in three forms: The original "Baked Potato", The "Flamin' Baked Potato", and
the "Homing Missile Baked Potato". Each with coresponding hand gestures.

"The Ref. likes the Baked Potato." "Take your Baked Potato, light it on fire, and throw it. Kaboom." "Take your Baked Potato, light the fuse. Three, Two, One, blast off."

by J.ADAMS June 11, 2006

Baker's Chocolate

Licking a girls asshole after a sweaty activity (like going to the gym)

"After Megan got home from the gym, she took off her sweaty panties and bent over the bed, and i just had to get me some baker's chocolate dude"

by "The Two Goomba's From Queens" June 4, 2009