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bird parachute

A trope, usually appearing in science fiction, where something directly contradictory to the pre-established science of the world happens.

Origin: The characters in K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series did a scientifically impossible (both by real-world physics and the fictional universe's) maneuver that the fandom refers to as the 'bird parachute'.
"Wow, those characters totally bird parachuted there!"
by Our Lord Pickles January 6, 2019
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Bush Bird

when a president has went to jail before like George W. Bush who was the first president to go to jail
The Bush Bird could relate to minorities’ struggles like no other because he was locked down.
by Coop Dupe November 23, 2019
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Bird Tax

Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*

*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.
"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"

"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."

"Why?"

"It's bird law."

Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).
by Mother_of_Dragon December 19, 2022
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Nerve Bird

When someone is so nervous they are overwhelmed by a firm uncontrollable boner.
When Micheal Cohen cooperated with investigators on the Russia Probe, Donald Trump was plauged by a Nerve Bird.
by Budbear December 5, 2018
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John Bird

by John's a bitch (ak50) May 20, 2021
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blingbling birds

Birds are also known as crows because of their love for shiny objects...
"Them damn "blingbling birds" won't shut up just because of the foil sitting on the grill from the bbq"
by all2sexy June 14, 2009
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Figueroe bird

A female prostitute that works on Figueroa in the city of los Angeles between temple st and florence ave
If necia @crysanthemum_royale was a bird , she would be a "Figueroe bird"
by DaddyV1$10N April 11, 2021
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