Bastedo

A stylish suit or tuxedo.

Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.

by Marty January 30, 2005

moranic bastard

someone conciderd as a moron and a bastard pute together.

guy: theres that bitch shes a moron

girl: ya i heard she doesnt know who her dad is and her moms a hooker

guy: ya...shes a bastard

girl: no way man shes a moranic bastard.

by *~Jennerz*~ May 9, 2005

cheeky bastard

The act of putting ur penis in between a big butt and simply grinding in it with out actual internal sex.

-or-

The act of putting ur penis inbetween the cheeks of a big butt

Dude #1: wud u hit it?

Dude #2: yeah, how bout u?

Dude #1: yeah....

Dude #1: DAMN look at that big butt joint im bousta cheeky bastard that humongo ...

Dude #2: word up..

by mini-vanna white November 11, 2006

Bastard Fish

Bastard Fish: A great 2 man band out of St.Charles, MO. Known for only one song. (I Hate My Life)It is a ballad about hating ones life.

I feel super Bastard Fish today.

That bitch makes me Bastard Fish!

by D Masch August 25, 2008

Bastard

Feminine: A girl who is very horny for penis, drinks alcohol on a regular basis, takes taxis in order to get to places, and sleeps at your house, unwanted. You may often find these "Bastards" in groups. They are very compatible with each other. Some common attributes include having the need to place their lips on Gabe Gerhausers penis. And/Or being an illegitimate child.
Masculine: A grotesque looking boy/man. Attributes often include having excess acne on the face, being chubby or obese, looking like shit, and/or being ugly in general. And/Or being an illegitimate child, or an accident.

Feminine: "Oh the other girls cant come? Well I'm really horny so I guess we'll just invite the bastards."
Masculine: "Awwww what the fuck! That ugly bastard must be Tyler Clark!"

by Catalina Foothills December 16, 2011

turkey baster

when a guy and girl have sex unprotected then the guy eats the girl out after the sex

Guy: man did you hear how chris turkey bastered his sister last night? that shits gross.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.

by Bnugz November 20, 2006

Bastardisation

A copy of something done in their own style, usually crapper.

Atomic Kitten have bastardisation a song again!
Apple have bastardisation microsoft, or tried to.

by derick nobcheese December 5, 2003