Beach Bagel

A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.

I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.

by Zikiro April 1, 2015

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SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!

The term "SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH" is a term where someone asks a Beach to shuffle their playing cards when playing UNO or Solitare etc.

Elon Musk: I won this round of UNO! Bill Gates: You cheated young man. Elon musk: Anyways let's ask the Beach to shuffle this card deck. *Clears throat* SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!

by get dunked on idiot December 10, 2022

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brain beach

when someone is thinking up a fantasy in their head

When your mother nags at you to do something and asks the trick question, " Are you hearing me clearly?" You reply, "Oh what? Sorry. I was at my brain beach."

by McWritah July 26, 2015

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kyle beach

A term used for one who needs to stop talking.

"Hey, this guy did something really awful to me."

"No one likes a snitch, kyle beach."

by Professor Nate April 27, 2024

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A spot near San Marine, Oregon, but also means something else such as the quickest organism ever experienced by a certain person on this site. (me)
First, read some raunchy definitions on this site.
Then, start a warm shower and get in, tub shower combo recommended.

Turn away from the shower head and lay down on the bottom of the shower.
Start choking the chicken upside down on your back and your feet will go cold, continue until Mt. St. Helens erupts.
Why am I Like this?

Hey Ryan I visited Tillicum Beach last night.
Wait Oregon is 400 miles away. OH DISGUSTING!

by notworthyofmanythings44632 February 15, 2021

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