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holiday asshole 

N. A person who at a festive event, wedding, holiday, party, is is being an asshole, or just makes an ass out of themselves and ruins it for everybody.
The christmas party was awesome until Brad upper decked the bathroom and got us kicked out of the party, what a holiday asshole.

Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.

He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.

I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.

He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.

That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.

21 assholes 

When someone has really bad body odor or after that person goes to use a restroom the smell is unbearable.
When someone just came out of a single room restroom after taking a long shit and immediately another person goes in there and screams and comes back out holding there breath and says "Man it smells like 21 assholes in there"
21 assholes by Mejo December 16, 2014

Baltimore Asshole 

A Baltimore Asshole is a self administered rim job. That is, self analingus.
I will bend Citizen Baba up like a pretzel and help him receive the Baltimore Asshole he desperately needs.

protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.
Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.
protein asshole by prakkattack96 December 14, 2015

chrome asshole 

The act of plunging into your girl enough to buff the surface of her rectum to be reflective.
I gave Suzy a chrome asshole last night

Urban Assholes 

People on urban dictionary who put definitions for their friends' names in order to get attention from them
Many people on urban dictionary are Urban Assholes