Banana split

When an object is inserted inside the penis causing it to rupture and split into 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn, I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split!”
Luke: “guess I’m not getting and D from gaz this weekend , darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018

frosted banana

When you have a boner when its freezing cold

Which one of yall strippers want a frosted banana in this unheated club?

by Timbookdragons November 14, 2014

Mouldy Banana

When you accidentally shit yourself whilst wearing a yellow suit.

Oh Dave, now you look like a proper mouldy banana.

by UDicks March 21, 2019

mayonnaise banana

When a guy's cum runs down the side of his dick and he tells the gorilla of his dreams to eat it like a banana.

Hey, Magilla, come eat this mayonnaise banana.

by someonewhosnotfunkevin July 14, 2017

banana slam

banana slam (or smash) is a regular slam but with a huge banana

"lemme banana slam you"

by diarrhea360 March 6, 2017

Pink Banana

Period sex.

Man so me and my girl were banging last night while she was on her period. She gave me the old pink banana.

by Bentiteo May 4, 2019

Banana Biscuit

When you put a banana in a vagina until it melts. Then lays it on a biscuit like butter and eat it

My girlfriend made me eat her Banana Biscuit

by Duke Lightning September 3, 2016