apple pie

to poop in a pie container and putting the "apple pie" in the oven for a delicous aroma around your home.

ME- "i made your house smell like apple pie."

FRIEND- " it smells like baked shit!"

by xxTV82xx February 22, 2011

Crab apple

When you look like shit

I don't look good today I look like a crab apple

by Duckyjuice July 1, 2015

apple vagina

One with bad peripherals gets insulted and uses "by the way, there is an apple in your vagina" as a comeback, all while watching a rom com, bitch.

A girl knocks over a glass of water and gets bitched at by an apple vagina, so she says "by the way, there is an apple in your vagina".

by 3968 January 17, 2009

apple works

A bad application made by apple that sucks.
A way to tell if a mac user is a complete idiot

Bob: I use apple works
John: Hey Bieber, Bob uses apple works
Bieber: Yeah thats because he is a complete idiot and mac user that doesn't know that he is being ripped off by apple

by Einstein March 18, 2005

apple polisher

a girl who sucks some guys nuts

Michelle is an apple polisher

by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

big apple, The

the big apple

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

anus apple

Insult, generally aimed at people who can't get the picture (usually used by teachers towards their chav pupils)

Shut up! You're such an anus apple!

by Jimbob April 17, 2004