An individual who exhibits self-control when confronted with a booty-call opportunity, regardless of the level of inebriation.
"My ex called last night at 2 trying to come over. I'm a booty-call jedi, though: I was horny and wasted but I still told her to skank off."
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"I hooked up with Jhumpa last night, and I'm worried about tonight. Beer leads to drunkenness, drunkenness leads to horniness, horninness leads to the booty-call. Booty-call jedi will I be, I vow not to call her and risk the clap again."
also
"I hooked up with Jhumpa last night, and I'm worried about tonight. Beer leads to drunkenness, drunkenness leads to horniness, horninness leads to the booty-call. Booty-call jedi will I be, I vow not to call her and risk the clap again."
by pbyoda April 19, 2008
A rare case in which a girlfriend enjoys playing Call of Duty with her boyfriend.
Guy 1: "Man I got Cod Blocked last night, my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her..."
Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that dude, I was up all night freaking it with my girlfriend online!"
Guy 1: "Man your lucky....i wish my girlfriend were that cool." *Sadface*
Guy 1: "Man I got Cod Blocked last night, my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her..."
Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that dude, I was up all night freaking it with my girlfriend online!"
Guy 1: "Man your lucky....i wish my girlfriend were that cool." *Sadface*
I was up last night playing with my Call of Duty Girlfriend! :D
by Ladykikyo8 March 04, 2011
Bob: Excuse me I need to answer the call of nature.
*Bob gets up and walks away*
Jim: (to George) Where is Bob going?
George: To take a piss he said.
Jim: You sure he didn't mean take a shit
George: I could give a fuck less Jim.
*Bob gets up and walks away*
Jim: (to George) Where is Bob going?
George: To take a piss he said.
Jim: You sure he didn't mean take a shit
George: I could give a fuck less Jim.
by WizeKracker April 14, 2014
to call someone on the carpet
by stanzz October 26, 2006
You freeze your cum in an ice tray, then stick it up your girls ass and vagina and while it melts you cum in her face causing cum to simultaneously come out of all of her holes.
by Jim Wolf January 10, 2009
by Lester Burnham July 16, 2005
Literal meaning: 'I do not plan on calling you, EVER.'
Often said by a man to a woman at the end of a date, because he is too much of a coward to just honestly tell her that it is not going to work out, and that he does not want to call her.
Often said by a man to a woman at the end of a date, because he is too much of a coward to just honestly tell her that it is not going to work out, and that he does not want to call her.
After the end of a lousy date, Chandler said to Joanna, "I'll call you," even though he had no intention of calling her.
by Linda Harper August 15, 2004