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Fuck me sideways

Another quote from Blade Trinity by Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)
by mhcrose August 27, 2006
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bloody butt fuck

vicious sodomizing from intense thrusting of foreign objects into the anus hole, causing consistent internal and external bleeding for an expanded period of time.
"My dad was rushed to the hospital last night because his boyfriend bloody butt fucked him."
by Rustyknifeinyourvagina July 7, 2009
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Can of Used Fuck

A phrase expressing how one feels due to illness, lack of sleep or excessive partying or substance use.
God, I'm never drinking that much Jager again. I feel like a can of used fuck.
by aszteroidt February 18, 2011
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e-brake fuck

when u pull up ur e-brake in ur car all the way up and have a slut fuck it
the other day i was crusing around and saw an e-brake fuck going on!!!
by jesus speed April 26, 2011
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a little bit of fuck

1. when you only give a lttle bit of sex

2. a witty statement that can be substituted for: "ain't this a bitch?"

3. to make fun of the irish saying " a little bit of luck" meant to be disrespectful
(to be used with the 3rd context)

X:today ive been sued twice, lost my car, been robbed, and the daily corner-side hoes raised their prices.

Y: well aint that a little bit of fuck?
by allothernamesweretaken June 20, 2010
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who fucked the pastor?

when you do not understand a sentence a person has just spoken and the end word of the sentence sounds like pastor this phrase can be used in place of what or excuse me for comical enhancement.

Use of such statement in a Church or other Holy site could be considered blasphemous.
Crash: Hey Lizzy whats your password?

Lizzy: Who fucked the pastor?

or

Steve: Axl Rose is a bastard!

Squid: Who fucked the pastor?
by Steve Buttholerson August 23, 2010
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Fucking Machinima Pro

To be a fucking beast at any game you play. Becoming a fucking machinima pro takes long hours of no-lifeing a game with only 1 goal in mind......Raping noobs. A Machinima pro has a unique gamertag not some used up one like xxxLegitNoScopesxxx or xxxipwnxxx as you can tell a fucking machinima pro has no triple X's in his fucking machinima pro gamertag at all. Want to become a fucking machinima pro then remember the golden rules of gaming.

1) Gaming is more important than eating

2) Gaming is more important than friends , unless those friends game with you

3)Always game with somone you know just so you guys can look like fucking beast with your 30.00 KDs when the match is over.

4) Lastly Always and Always remember to have your Turtle beaches on, Always
Fucking Machinima Pro Games: Call of Duty , any shooter game , etc etc
by Awesomefuckingbeast May 12, 2011
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