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Shit Hive

A) When you get hives from being super stressed out.

B) An office full of 'busy" employess doing nothing but shitty work

C) Little itch red bumps that could be from wiping one's arse and getting it everywhere, then stressin out about that. You get Shit Hives.
A) I have no money for gas to get to work to make money, but I can't get gas unless I go to work. But I cant go to work because I have no gas money. To get money I need to go to work. I am going to break out in SHIT HIVES from this stressball!!!

B) Looks like everyone is busy, but they are just busy lookin busy! If you look busy, but do shit-all, then you work in a Shit Hive.

C) Be careful with the Toilet Paper, sometimes it rips, and you get shit on.
by KelsoMcBeaverEater June 12, 2010
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Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.
#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
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Bring Shit Down

To go to a show and destroy in the mosh pit
"Dude the show is gonna be sick, lets Bring Shit Down."
Also a song from the band Gates To Abaddon
by KillaDrew June 15, 2010
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UD that shit

1)When randomly having a conversation with somebody, you create a word worthy of putting on Urban Dictionary.
2)To add a made up word to Urban Dictionary.
C: "My friend calls herself Lesbozilla."
B:"UD THAT SHIT!"
C:"KAYY :D"
by C <3 June 20, 2010
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Oh shit text

When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.
Matt: damn...

Mark: what?

Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...

Mark: what'd it say?

Matt: You don't want to know...
by santy5666 July 20, 2010
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cat knit yo' shit

When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.
jasper s horny. that cat knit yo' shit... man he wants it bad. awww yeah.
by HornyCat September 6, 2010
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Shitting ur Pants(SuP)

The non-literal act of being sarcastic or using exaggerative language
Yo Jack fucked Tim hard last night. Really? Nah im just shitting ur pants(SuP) LOL
by Dulluie September 30, 2010
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