albatross man

The opposite of a wing man

I couldn't get laid last night because my albatross man said I have aids.

by Space aids March 24, 2022

Short Man Syndrome

Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.

Haydn has short man syndrome.

by libheway March 26, 2022

stone man syndrome

Also know as Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva nasty disease that turns living cells into bone. A very rare disease though the average life expectancy is 56 years old.1 in 2 million people get it.

Stone man syndrome is a rare disease that is always fatal

by Justadude20 March 28, 2022

2 man

When you and the homie do something together i.e double dates, robberies, etc.

Bro you tryna run a 2 man on theses besties

by Moët Ambassador March 29, 2022

my man

ur man

my man is my man

by anonymous March 29, 2022

Pet Man

A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.

Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.

by Dimitrimajima March 29, 2022

Pillar Man

the urge to draw people with SWORDS

I feel like a pillar man

by WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE? This is th March 29, 2022