National Don’t hurt your siblings day!

Every September 18th you can’t hurt your siblings

Hey it’s national don’t hurt your siblings day!
My brother can’t hurt me now!

by My_Sis_Is_Crazy September 18, 2021

Your Mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.

by numberseven,manurinatesonfello March 8, 2022

your savage mia

Literally he most savage girl you'll meet. Every year she has a glo up. On February 16th yo. Musically is life. Join my live bitch.

Woah did you see that savage move, she's definitely a Your Savage Mia!

by Your Savage Mia March 29, 2017

Pull Your Face In

Mostly said on the East Coast of Australia: Used when someone says or does something out of line, just check yourself there mate that's a bit retarded.

Simon that's enough out of you, either pull your face in or get fucked.

by Pull Brain April 5, 2017

Who's Your Writer?

When one makes a terrible joke, and the only response that you can muster is a sarcastic, rhetorical question

Guy 1: 'Knock knock'
Guy 2: 'Who's there?'
Guy 1: 'Interrupting cow'
Guy 2: 'Interr-'
Guy 1: 'MOO!'
Guy 2: 'Wow, who's your writer?'

by Flame Warmonger November 11, 2013

Your mom

Something I was doing last night

I was doing your mom

by Peepeewasinuse September 1, 2021

Your mom

The person with the world record for the most amount of fat seen on one's body

Wow look at your mom! she must have serious health problems.

by Bruhmaster69430 October 9, 2020