Iron Man

A dead genius billionaire playboy. Or just a real pain up the ### to Captain America. Team Cap oh what that was 3 years ago nevermind.

And I am Iron Man! *Snap*

by NoobMaster69 a.k.a 9 year old August 20, 2019

Carpet Man

It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.

Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"

by sudbab December 13, 2021

Damn Man!

A way to tell someone DAMN MAN!!

insert name: Man!
insert another name: What?
insert name: I just got voted to be the next president!
insert another name: DAMN MAN!!

by Posh and Fancy! December 10, 2020

Bucket Man

Refers to the sometime recipient of male ejaculate resulting from a "circle jerk" (more than two men self-masturbating in a social setting, as to a porn film.) Also, it may refer to a person who masturbates two or more men simultaneously; i.e., at the centre of a circle. Usually used in a derogatory sense.

Used figuratively as a self-deprecation: "I feel like the bucket man at a circle jerk."

see above, or:
"We got a little excited watching the Jenna Jamison video, and Micah was the bucket man!"

"I don't want to be the bucket man in a Turkish prison movie!"

by midfielder13 October 21, 2009

The pp man

A mythical creature with a head of a penis and the body of the balls. Its only ability is when mutual eye contact begins, the person the pp man is looking at gets a painful sensation in his dick.

bob said "I saw The pp man yesterday!"
Bob2 answered "how are u alive"

by Nrgasd August 16, 2023

Man Of Nature

The Lord that controls all parts of nature, including chickens and cows, to bring evil to justice.

Ah-ooh
Ah-ooh
You should know that a man
With the power of nature
Can bring you to the end of your luck
And you should know by my stride
And the look in my eye
That you're about to be massively forced to give up!
Chicken attack
Chicken attack
Watch your back
Before it fades to black
They might look harmless
But they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
Ah-ooh
Ah-ooh
With the power of nature
You're never alone
And you can't let evil run amok
Every beast, every tree follows me to the end
And you're about to be massively fucked!
Chicken attack
Chicken attack
Watch your back before it fades to black
They might look harmless
But they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
You're young and you're hungry
Perhaps short on money
I give you this chicken today
Its eggs for your dinner
Its legs for next winter
You won't have to steal again
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! (Go chicken go)
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! (Go chicken go)
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li...
- Man Of Nature

by Yan Vismok January 29, 2025

HANO MAN

MALE OR FEMALE WITH PROTRUDING LOWER JAW

DODO ABU BAKERY IS A NOTORIOUS HANO MAN AND CORRUPT BUSINESMAN. BUT UNLIKE HIS JAW, ALL HIS MONKEY BUSINESS IN THE BUSH WERE HIDDEN BY SIBUYA DA COW AND DA GANG

by ANUNE_CHOW&FAT99 March 20, 2022