Lappy Man

Someone who craves attention on social media

Look at Bruce taking another selfie. Such a lappy man

by Dedhedtattoos September 30, 2022

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I Love A Man In A Uniform

Time with my girl I spent it well
I had to be strong for my woman
(You must be joking, o man you must be joking)
She needed to be protected
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my self-respect
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
To have ambitions was my ambition
But I had nothing to show for my dreams
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my confidence
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
To have ambition

Was my ambition
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The girls they love to see you shoot
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
I love a man in a uniform
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(I love a man in a uniform)

by Death Menace February 7, 2023

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An Adult Man

You're an adult CHRISTIAN man. You are LITERALLY taking the word of anyone in a white robe. A Catholic too. So literally any old man an a white robe. And you only HOPE... That that white robe isn't wiping an alter-boy's shit off of his dick as he walks up to a podium to tell you not to talk about Hym. Just a little brown stain that lines up right with his crotch in the inside of his robe. You are taking his word for it. And that's what you're doing here. You are taking the word on the guy validating your incest cult.

Hym "An adult man. What evidence do I need to prove to you that God is real? Fucking none. For you to appeal to a material burden of proof is insane! Ooooh man. Super evasive. Tried to jive talk his way out of the question 4 times and then he make up a story. That seem like the Christian gambit. Avoid the question. Make up a story. It what you're doing to me. It's what you just did just there in front of everyone."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

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man-manning

The ultimate dick suckage. dick rides everyone and everything. swears he knows every body and has motion. nigga has no motion.

That nigga jason man-manning

by juice2345 January 9, 2024

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short brown man called qasim

short as mf that sucks a gingers dick then lets his fat black mate clap the shit out of his cheeks then gets royally fucked by a female with a strap-on then proceeds to fall asleep while his sister is crying next door after that he gets smacked by his mother and to cope with the pain he smokes bare weed

quite the short brown man called qasim of you

by big fat nigga balls September 12, 2022

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