A welsh sex drinking game where a penis’s urethra is stopped with a cork and then the man climaxes thus causing the cork to shoot out at its’ terminal velocity creating a whistle sound as it passes by the cuck in the cuck chair.

Reginald: Did you get that handjob from that monkey?
Johnathan: No we got wasted and we did the Welsh whistling wiener

Welsh whistling wiener by Mikeydimes February 18, 2026

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10 Gallon Wiener

When you think your crush is making dirty jokes so you do an awesome pose and say this

M: “We gotta find your balls bro”
K: (Does awesome pose) “10 Gallon Wiener”

10 Gallon Wiener by Lil_beanflaker25k September 6, 2025

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Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.

Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!

Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast by Junior Jelly Giant June 13, 2018

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winner vs. wiener

A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.

To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.

winner vs. wiener by QuacksO October 28, 2022

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