greek wank

Same as the spanish wank, except you make your cock slide between the ass-cheeks. Masturbation like, no penetration.

Last night I did a greek wank on that cute ass.

by hi_sup October 28, 2013

Anger wanking

The act of leaving an argument to go and vent anger through wanking

Guy 1: Where's Dan disappeared to?

Guy 2: We told him he's gay.

Guy 3: So he ran off to go and have an anger wank.

Guy 1: Ah man he's always anger wanking.

by THEHOUGHSTERs April 23, 2011

Wank off

A funny but not mean way of saying something like "fuck off" for example.

Wank off Ian!

by KiBeCh January 28, 2009

Wank-job

When giving someone head, move your arms as if you are performing the "Walk Like An Egyptian" dance. This term is coined by Wanker himself who famous for both his ability to give head and do the "Pharoh" dance.

I was having a down day, but then my girlfriend gave me a Wank-job and I felt just great.

by Mr. Thunderstick June 2, 2011

toe wank

Derogatory.

1. Used to insinuate the diminuative nature of the phallus of the recipient of the remark.

2. Used to insinuate dexterity in a derogatory manner.

'Kenn, you're such a fucking toe wank.'

by tafka April 18, 2004

wank bucket

A person of extreme irritation.

One who consistantly fails to achieve the goals imposed by others and blames everyone but themselves.

A person of the lowest order.

This word is used extensively in the construction industry, epsecially towards main contractors who could not build a garden shed let alone a block of apartments.

You are a wank bucket.

by Henry Staff December 3, 2007

A Manky Wank

Having your partner shit on your bell-end whilst you wank

Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"

by John Lidgley May 23, 2008