A motherfucking sack of shit which is lucky to be a reporter at 666 news, got his duck burned off by Katie Killjoy, a fucking virgin, died during WWI of poisonous gas. Other definition is also, a crime ridden Canadian goose known for its crimes.
Hey punk, you're so much like Tom Trench!
Wow, thanks!
You don't get it, don't you?
Wait, *searches in urban dictionary*. Fuck you....
Wow, thanks!
You don't get it, don't you?
Wait, *searches in urban dictionary*. Fuck you....
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Get the Tom Brady mug.One of the best people in the world! Biggest slong in the history of slongs! (penis). He is such a good boy! quote from his mother and father!
girl: "whoa thats a big one!!"
Tom Heywood: "Thats what all the girls say!"
Girl: "well... lets have a go!!"
Tom Heywood: "Thats what all the girls say!"
Girl: "well... lets have a go!!"
by sumantha August 14, 2011
Get the Tom Heywood mug.Lame rapper/poster boy for conservative male victimhood. A favorite of NAGA and boomers. Has generic beats, no flow, and wack rhymes. Typical subjects are white victimhood, MRA bullshit, bootlicking for cops and Trump, "pro this is code for anti that" fallacies, "war on Christmas", conspiracies, pretty much every far-right talking poi t no matter how easily disproven. Looks like a Great Value 6ix 9ine w8th the typical face tattoo, sparked-out teeth, and rainbow braids.
by Dr. Lizardo April 11, 2023
Get the Tom MacDonald mug.1. A male that has female tendencies that goes beyond metrosexuality. (aka thumbalina or fairy)
2. A homosexual male that has yet to come out of the closet or is not fully aware that he’s gay.
3. When you think about your past, there was always one boy that did everything that the girls did; he was good at hop scotch, double dutch, helped play with barbies, better dresser (probably had those jelly shoes), helped them with their hair and make-up, definitely the best dressed, etc.
2. A homosexual male that has yet to come out of the closet or is not fully aware that he’s gay.
3. When you think about your past, there was always one boy that did everything that the girls did; he was good at hop scotch, double dutch, helped play with barbies, better dresser (probably had those jelly shoes), helped them with their hair and make-up, definitely the best dressed, etc.
by CritiCAL74 July 3, 2008
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