Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.
"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."
by Chinesechicken! December 7, 2015
by Nickybear500 April 14, 2012
While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
by Endlessecho May 18, 2021
by TattooistByDay September 25, 2015
When someone you know turns out to be gay and tells you he is really into assbumping. This refers to the colliding of 2 mountains. Als refers to the movie Brokeback Mountain.
by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021
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When a man shoves various meats into his significant others asshole and proceeds to preform anal sex with said significant other
by perphurdle January 14, 2017