Mountain cat

Just like a cougar but fatter

I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.

by TattooistByDay November 9, 2015

Mountain

an erected penis

So, I saw his mountain, I really, really, liked it Jane.

by ItsPigeon July 16, 2016

Miniature Mountain

Extremely uncommon way to call someone fat.

Person 1. You Miniature Mountain!

Person 2. *Cries*

by ARandomBystander April 8, 2021

Bernese Mountain Doggin

Unique and highly desired sexual position that is guaranteed to satisfy all parties.

Last night we were Bernese Mountain Doggin and I thought for sure he would finish…

by Mothanyouthought August 28, 2023

hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !

Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

Mountain View High School

Mountain View High School, a school for ugly, nasty smelling druggies, the students in this school openly accept rapists and are often acting “ghetto” when really they live in uptight suburban neighborhoods. This school has very low diversity, yet 3/4 of the white male population here preaches the n word while taking a hit off a juul.

rando: “You go to Mountain View High School?”
student: “Yeah dude, it sucks total ass!”

by anonymous September 14, 2020

mountain theory

when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on

my life sucks right but i believe in the mountain theory so i know i will be fine!

by sushirice828 July 4, 2022