norwiegan tap dance

a norwiegan tap dance is when one recieves fellatio from a person that is "shotguning" a beer in both nostrils.

"Wow! That girl shotguned two beers through her nose so fast, while sucking me off!!! That was the best norwiegan tap dance I have ever had"

by squid and t-rad fucked your mom hard January 12, 2009

tap in

when you tap your dick on your girls booty before you enter.

Bro 1: do you just go straight to sex when you’re about to make it happen?

Bro 2: no bro, I ‘tap in’ to let her know I’m ready to enter

by bootyfiend January 28, 2019

Tap Dat

when you are playing IIDX and you need to tap the buttons to hit the notes.

man that 12 is so hard, I really needa tap dat.

by jkurs April 18, 2022

Ball tap

The act of putting ones hand in the genital area and rapidly flicking their fingers to hit the testicles. This is a violent act capable of severe pain, testicular retraction, and rupture of the testicle in more severe cases. This form of assault is most commonly performed by Eli's

Jimmy is playing keep-away with Tommys iPad
Tommy: "I swear to god Jimmy! give me my iPad!"
Jimmy: "No bro! this is an iPad kid intervention, we need you to quit its unhealthy!"
Tommy: "I swear to god I will ball tap you!!"
Jimmy: "you will what me?"
Tommy crouches and swiftly ball-taps Jimmy, Jimmy recoils and falls to the floor in pain
Jimmy: "Owww!! What the fuck Tommy!"
Tommy grabs his iPad and walks away like a macho

by GoFigure0 March 5, 2025

Tap Out Queen

A woman who can’t take dick and can’t continue a round without tapping out

Man I’m not fucking Keisha nomo she is a tap out queen

by Qwezz January 24, 2024

TAP

Trus Associated Press

"Growing news column started 2022 for the purpose of replying boldly to subtle shade"

Checkout the new article in the TAP in order to get facts that the other guys can't reveal.

by Goldbricks March 9, 2022

Drying the tap

The action of using toilet paper to wipe off the remaining drops of piss coming out of your dick after a long, hard leak.

"Hey have you finished pissing yet? I can't hear anymore drops". "Yeah man i'll be out any second, just drying the tap".

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017