Chocolate Clam Surprise

When a woman has wiped her ass from the front, leaving fecal matters inside her vagina and then pushes it out while someone goes down on her.
"Man, last night I got such a Chocolate Clam Surprise, I vomited all over the chicks belly."
by TankTopTitties June 13, 2012
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surprise lemur in a box

A person of small stature with ninjaesque abilities.
"You be like a surprise lemur in a box gurl! I did not even see ya!"
by Alexander Axel Axline February 23, 2009
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Ginger Snap Surprise

When engaging in intercourse with a dirty ginger rat, turn around and grab a handful of pubic hair, pull out the pubic hair (causing the snap sound) when the ginger bends over in pain, ejaculate all over his/her disgusting hideous red hair.
While Matt Milliken was railing Lebron James, Lebron turned around and gave him a ginger snap surprise.
by Jablomee June 26, 2008
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rainbow kitten surprise

the sexual act of taking your girl, throwing her up into the air, smacking her ass, having her land on your cock, and putting a phat nutt right in her pussy
me: damn girl, you tryna get sum fucc?
her: aight but only if you rainbow kitten surprise me
by awholepenisinmybutt June 14, 2018
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Surprised the hell out of me

Well, as you could probably guess it means that you are surprised. But it’s surprised in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS with explosions, earthquakes and tidal waves followed by a total eclipse of the sun. It’s the sort of surprise that you would feel when as you were feeding your cat she looked up at you and said “You’re fucking joking! I’m not eating that; it looks like puke and smells like shit! Get me some chicken or a piece of oak smoked ham, you arsehole.”
Malcolm actually did something right first time, it surprised the hell out of me.
by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016
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baby what a big surprise

When a guy shows up at a girls house unannounced with his cock hanging out!
Chad : Hey girl what's up!
Keirsten : Ohh Baby What A Big Surprise!
by JDawg 316 March 06, 2016
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Starry-Eyed Surprise

As a man is receiving oral sex and is about to finish, he pulls out, punches the one performing the act (so that he or she sees stars) and then yells, "surprise!" as he cums in her eye
1. This hot chick was blowing me during the Leonid meteor shower last night, so I decided it would be a great time to give her a starry-eyed surprise
2. I totally got starry-eyed surprised last night- this guy punched me and came in my eye- I think I'm still seeing stars!
by Mama Cagey November 17, 2009
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